Gotham City: Ottawa

Saw the new Batman Begins movie last night. It was fantastic. Way beyond any Batman film to date, and it even beats most of the latest slew of cinema based on comics. A definate must-see.

During the film, a strange coincidence dawned on me. Our Nation's Capital, Ottawa, can be likened to the dark metropolis of Batman's Gotham City.

The cities share these in common:

• corrupt liberal political leaders
• political leaders who have ties with the mob
• government promotes mass drug use
• liberal leaders conducting shady deals at midnight
  
• the evil city leaders lie, cheat, and steal from the people

What we need, is a real-life Batman! Someone who is willing to fight the injustice in the Canadian society. Fight for what's right and good. Take the capturing of criminals into his own hands, and aid in delivering justice to the Canadian people!

Maybe call him CanadianGooseMan, or MooseMan, or maybe even MosquitoMan!

Whatever his costume or sign may be, turn on the searchlights, and shine his sign high into the skies over our fair city!